February 2012
In class: oh yeah i totally get this
homework: lol what the fuck
test: lol what the fuck
report card: lol fuck
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi im twice your age
15 tags
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Reblog if you laugh at HILARIOUS Tumblr posts...
mungkybeans:
omfg yes I probably sound crazy but fuck it bahahahaha
I'm sorry, I think these are so fucking cool. Look...
Just add your URL or country!!
Alabama: delightfully-awkward; http://sparklycupcakeninja.tumblr.com/
Alaska:
Arizona: bozoharmony
Arkansas:
California: lizzy-ethel-cordelia-middleford, blackicesunflowers & missproxy & montecarlohitman, norwegian-chocolate-delight
Colorado: cwizumi, spiceysteel
Connecticut: just-the-way-you-arent & kill-kindly
Deleware:
Florida: smoshy-coolliker, smoshquogdawson, lipstickandbowties, thashitcrayx
Georgia: heartswill-sacrifice
Greece: lucamacken
Hawaii:
Idaho:
Illinois: queen-of-hearts92, estellise-sama, nashimoto-p, twofacedelaine, a-beautifuldream, incaseofnikki
Indiana:
Iowa:
Kansas: hipstersandhetalia
Kentucky: his-fair-lady
Louisiana:
Maine:
Malaysia: owlsomepost
Maryland: s3x-with-asskarth, freee-flying
Massachusetts: zwillingereich, piyokora, arianarosanadana
Michigan: Talldarkandmoe
Minnesota: aloistrancy4ever
Mississippi:
Missouri:
Montana:
Nebraska:
Nevada:
New Hampshire:
New Jersey: zoeissocoollike, sc0lio , asyourshadowfalls
New Mexico: vincent-phantomhive
New York: tamakiisuoh, agentfire
North Carolina:
North Dakota:
Ohio: minty-murderess, benedictismybitch
Oklahoma: HetaliaFantasy
Oregon: hi-you-are-beautiful, princess-tianna, blissfully-st0ned
Pennsylvania: timelordof221b, fandomwh0re, oheeyitsfaith, littlemisslex
Rhode Island: Marshmellow-Morgan-Chan
South Carolina: ask-kagene-rui, rebellovesongbvb
South Dakota:
Tennesee:
Texas: stephfearsflying, s-i-d-e-x
Utah:
Vermont:
Virginia: gemma-the-hootowl,
Washington:
West Virginia:
Wisconsin:
Wyoming: http://hipsteerwhoree.tumblr.com/
Canada: Miss.Pumpkin, fullmetalwhovian , itwaslikea-timebomb
United Kingdom: fangirl-with-a-fez, Lisa-Silverman, Cherrythefruityberry, Ohtani-Hanako, gir-chan, Schnellly
Australia: lady-serah
Italy~: hikaru-hitachiin-brother
US Virgin Islands: teeyanuh
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
If I like something, I'll reblog it numerous...
whuddupbroha:
No shame.
Deal with it.
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